Things To Get You Thru Your Day
**When someone asks you to do something, ask if they want that super-sized.**Run one lap around the office at top speed.** Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).** Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. **Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."**To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.** When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!". **Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". **Walk sideways to the photocopier.** While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. **Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. **Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"**.Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). **Shout random numbers while someone is counting.  ¶ 10:19 PM