"Tendjewberrymud"

Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. It was nominated "best email of 1997".The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review...Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"RS: "Ow July den?"G: "What??"RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"G: "Crisp will be fine."RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"G: "What?"RS:"San tos. July San tos?"G: "I don't think so"RS: "No? Judo one toes??"G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes 'means."RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."RS: "We bother?"G: "No..just put the bother on the side."RS: "Wad?"G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."RS: "Copy?"G: "Sorry?"RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"G: "Whatever you say"RS: "Tendjewberrymud"G: "You're welcome"  ¶ 3:41 AM