Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Strawberries-Fatal To Non-Earthlings
Alien Invasion Thwarted By Farmhand [MACKAY, ID] - With little effort or knowledge, Arlo Farks of Darlington, Idaho seems to have saved the entire human race as well as the planet itself. Farks, who works part-time as a seed inspector on Bill Jensen's produce farm in nearby Mackay, was working late when ships from an unknown planet decended on the rural area. Thinking it to be either friendly contact or some new movie being filmed, Farks offered the aliens (or actors since he wasn't sure which) some fresh strawberries from the previous week's harvest. Luckily for mankind, the aliens seem to be allergic to the summer fruit and most swelled up and died within minutes of consumption. The government was called in to examine both the alien remains and ships, but were uninterested since what they have at Area 51 is much more advanced. Farks received a $3.00 per year raise due to his earth saving efforts. ¶ 2:55 AM
Alien Invasion Thwarted By Farmhand [MACKAY, ID] - With little effort or knowledge, Arlo Farks of Darlington, Idaho seems to have saved the entire human race as well as the planet itself. Farks, who works part-time as a seed inspector on Bill Jensen's produce farm in nearby Mackay, was working late when ships from an unknown planet decended on the rural area. Thinking it to be either friendly contact or some new movie being filmed, Farks offered the aliens (or actors since he wasn't sure which) some fresh strawberries from the previous week's harvest. Luckily for mankind, the aliens seem to be allergic to the summer fruit and most swelled up and died within minutes of consumption. The government was called in to examine both the alien remains and ships, but were uninterested since what they have at Area 51 is much more advanced. Farks received a $3.00 per year raise due to his earth saving efforts. ¶ 2:55 AM
