Signs Found In Kitchens
** A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.** No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.** A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.** If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.** A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.** Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.** Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.** A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.** Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.** Housework done properly can kill you.** Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.** My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.  ¶ 4:48 AM