Sunday, November 12, 2006
John Mark Karr -Scumbag
John Karr, the self-proclaimed killer of Jon Benet Ramsey has recanted his confession and now proclaims to have ignited the riots that plagued France last year. He also claims to know where more DaVinci clues are hidden in the Vatican. Are these just veiled attempts to get trips to exotic places? Probably, but that's the beauty of his schemes! Karr is said to be writing a travel guide on how anyone can see the country or city of his or her choice simply by lying.
His book, titled 'Lying for Idiots', will not be released for another 3 weeks but pre-release orders already exceed 13,000 copies. In his book Karr provides examples of how to research enough of an unsolved crime to confound authorities and generate an extradition. He also gives 'dress for success' tips and which airlines provide the best service and in-flight meals.
Some of Karr's suggestions for travel destinations include Dallas and the JFK assignation, Chicago and the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body, and unsolved disappearances on Celebrity Cruises. "It's so simple even a kid can do it. Just lie and act weird", said Karr. Karr stresses that the lies don't have to be restricted to murders. They can be thefts, missing persons, and the crème de la crème U.S. intelligence secrets. He said the U.S. secrets scam is the best since it'll get you invited to some of Washington's best cocktail party's.
Karr emphasizes that you too can use the Jon Benet Ramsey scam on the Boulder Colorado police. He thinks it'll be good for at least another 5 years. "Those bozo's are so incompetent and desperate to travel that they'll believe any crackpot", said Karr. "I hear their running an office pool to see who gets to go on the next trip", he said. He thinks the 'Duke Lacrosse Team' case holds significant promise because the district attorney there is desperate to arrest anyone. Happy traveling!
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John Karr, the self-proclaimed killer of Jon Benet Ramsey has recanted his confession and now proclaims to have ignited the riots that plagued France last year. He also claims to know where more DaVinci clues are hidden in the Vatican. Are these just veiled attempts to get trips to exotic places? Probably, but that's the beauty of his schemes! Karr is said to be writing a travel guide on how anyone can see the country or city of his or her choice simply by lying.
His book, titled 'Lying for Idiots', will not be released for another 3 weeks but pre-release orders already exceed 13,000 copies. In his book Karr provides examples of how to research enough of an unsolved crime to confound authorities and generate an extradition. He also gives 'dress for success' tips and which airlines provide the best service and in-flight meals.
Some of Karr's suggestions for travel destinations include Dallas and the JFK assignation, Chicago and the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body, and unsolved disappearances on Celebrity Cruises. "It's so simple even a kid can do it. Just lie and act weird", said Karr. Karr stresses that the lies don't have to be restricted to murders. They can be thefts, missing persons, and the crème de la crème U.S. intelligence secrets. He said the U.S. secrets scam is the best since it'll get you invited to some of Washington's best cocktail party's.
Karr emphasizes that you too can use the Jon Benet Ramsey scam on the Boulder Colorado police. He thinks it'll be good for at least another 5 years. "Those bozo's are so incompetent and desperate to travel that they'll believe any crackpot", said Karr. "I hear their running an office pool to see who gets to go on the next trip", he said. He thinks the 'Duke Lacrosse Team' case holds significant promise because the district attorney there is desperate to arrest anyone. Happy traveling!
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