Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Have You Had Your Garbage Stolen Lately?
Her are 4 that i suspect:
####The French###Those snobby French always hated America. That's why they sent us a giant statue of a lady with a torch, which will one day come to life and rein destruction on New York City, just like it was prophesied in Ghost Busters 2. The French are always trying to take away the good things in America and clearly our massive piles of garbage is good.
####Kevin Federline##So at first glace, this may seem doubtful. I mean, K-Fed is already wallowing in the pit of garbage that is Brittany Spears, but hear me out. Stupid hat, wife beater t-shirt, horrible songs. That certainly fits the profile of a guy that would steal garbage.
####Tom Cruise##He's a scientologist, he believes the world evolved from clams and he tries to eat babies. Chances are, he's stealing our garbage to fuel a rocket ship with which he will use to fly into space and meet up with his uber-hero and ruler of the galaxy Xenu.
####Osama Bin Laden##Desperately seeking to destroy the so-called infidels, Bin Laden will go to any lengths to do it. And that certainly wouldn't put him above stealing our garbage. What his master plan is we can only speculate, but it likely involves many stolen blimps dumping garbage over sporting events. A disgusted crowd will wonder, "Why Good Year Blimp, why?" ¶ 5:41 AM
Her are 4 that i suspect:
####The French###Those snobby French always hated America. That's why they sent us a giant statue of a lady with a torch, which will one day come to life and rein destruction on New York City, just like it was prophesied in Ghost Busters 2. The French are always trying to take away the good things in America and clearly our massive piles of garbage is good.
####Kevin Federline##So at first glace, this may seem doubtful. I mean, K-Fed is already wallowing in the pit of garbage that is Brittany Spears, but hear me out. Stupid hat, wife beater t-shirt, horrible songs. That certainly fits the profile of a guy that would steal garbage.
####Tom Cruise##He's a scientologist, he believes the world evolved from clams and he tries to eat babies. Chances are, he's stealing our garbage to fuel a rocket ship with which he will use to fly into space and meet up with his uber-hero and ruler of the galaxy Xenu.
####Osama Bin Laden##Desperately seeking to destroy the so-called infidels, Bin Laden will go to any lengths to do it. And that certainly wouldn't put him above stealing our garbage. What his master plan is we can only speculate, but it likely involves many stolen blimps dumping garbage over sporting events. A disgusted crowd will wonder, "Why Good Year Blimp, why?" ¶ 5:41 AM
