Gifts You Wont Find Under The Tree


**Fairly Serious Putty**Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker**The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day.**Ginsu Boomerang**The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment.**The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy.**Nintendo 63: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason.**Capitalizing on pitcher Hideo Nomo’s success, the new toy: Tickle Me Nomo.**Hasbro's Lil' Barber**Another one capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top**Don King Hair Care products.**Angry Bird-In-A-Bag**Mike Tyson’s Hooked on Phonics.**The John Goodman AB sculptor.**New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men’s Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it!**Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick**The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids**A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter’s new BBQ restaurant.**The new video by Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife**Doggie Dentist**An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, “Live Long and Perspire”**.A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products.  ¶ 12:57 AM