Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Don't Cry 4 Paris This Is Just Satire
PARIS HILTON fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as she was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit.
The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York.
The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over.
Miraculously, Hilton was not hit by any passing vehicles.
However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken fingernail.
Jeffrey J. told the New York Post: "She's a bimbo all right!" very clumsy and her ladder is missing a few rungs ."
"I'm very relieved to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while, fortunately.
¶ 4:32 AM 
PARIS HILTON fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as she was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the emergency exit.
The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of New York.
The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over.
Miraculously, Hilton was not hit by any passing vehicles.
However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken fingernail.
Jeffrey J. told the New York Post: "She's a bimbo all right!" very clumsy and her ladder is missing a few rungs ."
"I'm very relieved to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while, fortunately.
