Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Do You Suffer From Adultitis?
Is the only reason you avoid nude beaches because you'd have nowhere to clip your cell phone? The last time you remember taking time off, was that when Michael Jackson was black? You don't have any time for hobbies but you spend so much time watching TV that your TiVo has filed a restraining order against you?You might suffer from Adultitis. Adultitis is a common condition occurring in people between the ages of 21–121, marked by chronic dullness, mild depression, moderate to extremely high stress levels, a general fear of change, and, in some extreme cases, the inability to smile.But fear not, there is a cure. Just go to Adultitis.org, complete the intake, see the results and if you do have Adultitis, get the prescription.
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Is the only reason you avoid nude beaches because you'd have nowhere to clip your cell phone? The last time you remember taking time off, was that when Michael Jackson was black? You don't have any time for hobbies but you spend so much time watching TV that your TiVo has filed a restraining order against you?You might suffer from Adultitis. Adultitis is a common condition occurring in people between the ages of 21–121, marked by chronic dullness, mild depression, moderate to extremely high stress levels, a general fear of change, and, in some extreme cases, the inability to smile.But fear not, there is a cure. Just go to Adultitis.org, complete the intake, see the results and if you do have Adultitis, get the prescription.
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