Saturday, November 11, 2006
Daffy-Nitions
1.Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.2.Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 3. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
4.Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.5.Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 6.Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.7.Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.9. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.10. Subdued: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man11..Sudafed: Bringing litigation against a government official.12.Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. 13.Syndrome: Committing wrongdoing in the Vatican. 14. Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.15.Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.16.Vocabularian: A person who makes up new words.17.Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines. ¶ 10:07 AM
1.Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.2.Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. 3. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
4.Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size six.5.Seagull Manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. 6.Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.7.Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.8.SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.9. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.10. Subdued: Like, a guy, like, who works on one of those, like, submarines, man11..Sudafed: Bringing litigation against a government official.12.Swipeout: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. 13.Syndrome: Committing wrongdoing in the Vatican. 14. Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.15.Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.16.Vocabularian: A person who makes up new words.17.Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines. ¶ 10:07 AM
