Daffy-nitions
Lasterday: Any day before today.***Left Bank: What the robber did after his bag was full of loot.***Misty: How golfers create divots.***Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better***.Mouse Potato: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. ***Onosecond: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake***.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
***Paradox: Two physicians.***Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.***Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.*** Perfect Pitch: What it is when you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it didn't hit the sides.***Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.***Phonecrastinate: To put off answering the phone until caller ID identifies the caller.***Polarize: What penguins see with.***Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.***Raisin: Grape with a sunburn.
***Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.  ¶ 1:10 AM