Saturday, November 04, 2006
Daffy-nitions
**Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.**Craughed: To laugh and cry simultaneously.**Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.** Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
**Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way. (thanks to Bob Z) **Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
**Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out**.Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.**Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.**Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.**Flusterpated: Being so flustered that words get bound up inside you**.Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. ¶ 1:53 AM
**Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.**Craughed: To laugh and cry simultaneously.**Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.** Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
**Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else have your way. (thanks to Bob Z) **Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
**Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out**.Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.**Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.**Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.**Flusterpated: Being so flustered that words get bound up inside you**.Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. ¶ 1:53 AM
