Daffy-nitions
++++Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.+++++Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
+++++Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.+++++Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.+++++ Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.+++++Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.+++++Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.+++++
Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.+++++ Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
+++++Burglarize: What a crook sees with.+++++Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.+++++Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
+++++Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.  ¶ 9:48 PM