Catastrophy Humor
XXXCat Mind GamesXXX
**Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an axe-murderer.
**Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.
**Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.
**Play with invisible objects.
**Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneading any available body parts.
**Figure 8 your humans legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.
**Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
**Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human's shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
**If you absolutely have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howl at the top of your lungs, and spew hairballs on the vet.
**Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.
**Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.  ¶ 10:34 PM