Bar Jokes
This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"...This skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and a mop..."...A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a cold one. The bartender gives it to him and says "that'll be $25." A minute later making conversation the bartender says "We don't get many gorillas round these parts" The gorilla replies "I'm not surprised at those prices.."...A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" the man said indignantly. "That's not my dog.". ...A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..." ...A guy walks into a bar. "Ahhh That's gonna leave a mark!" he said...  ¶ 3:36 AM