Friday, November 24, 2006
All You Can Drink 55 Cents
There was a business woman driving home on a hot day down this country road when she spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. Since she was thirsty, she decided to stop. Once she got up to the little boy's stand, she noticed a sign that said, "All you can drink 55 cents". Although she thought it was an awfully small glass, she decided to get some anyway, since it was only 55 cents for all you can drink.
She gave the boy two quarters and a nickel, and shot down the whole glass in one swallow. Slapping the small glass back onto the table, she says, "Fill 'er up!"
Without blinking, the kid replies, "Sure thing, that'll be 55 cents."
Surprised, the irritated business woman sputters, "but your sign says all you can drink for 55 cents."
"It is," the innocent little boy replies without hesitation, "That is all you can drink for 55 cents. ¶ 12:44 AM
There was a business woman driving home on a hot day down this country road when she spotted a little boy that had a lemonade stand. Since she was thirsty, she decided to stop. Once she got up to the little boy's stand, she noticed a sign that said, "All you can drink 55 cents". Although she thought it was an awfully small glass, she decided to get some anyway, since it was only 55 cents for all you can drink.
She gave the boy two quarters and a nickel, and shot down the whole glass in one swallow. Slapping the small glass back onto the table, she says, "Fill 'er up!"
Without blinking, the kid replies, "Sure thing, that'll be 55 cents."
Surprised, the irritated business woman sputters, "but your sign says all you can drink for 55 cents."
"It is," the innocent little boy replies without hesitation, "That is all you can drink for 55 cents. ¶ 12:44 AM
