Stupid Headlines

##Air Head Fired## Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire ##Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft## Autos killing 110 a day - let's resolve to do better ##Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Bank ##Drive-in Window Blocked by Board## Blind woman gets new kidney from daughter she hasn't seen in years## British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply## British left waffles on Falkland Islands## Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy## Child's death ruins couple's holiday ##Childs stool great for use in garden## Cold wave linked to temperatures## Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing## Dealers will hear car talk at noon## Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation## Deer Kill 17,000## Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors ##Drunk gets nine months in violin case ##Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84 ###################********