Guess Acme Wasn't Just For WileE.Coyote

THE ACME BABY SITTING SERVICE INSPIRATIONAL PLEDGE
Life is bitter for I’m a sitter
And put little kiddies to bed
While I tuck the sheet around their feet
They’re busy slapping my head
They throw their trains and rattle my brains
My head is full of dents
No wonder I’m sour it goes on by the hour
And each hour I earn fifty cents