Global Warming May Just Be A Good Thing
• Casual Friday becomes clothing optional Friday.

• Not nearly as many frog species to catalogue.

• MTV's Jose Cuervo Spring Break Brought to You Live From the World Famous Beaches of Nova Scotia.

• History Channel specials on picnics.

• Dive the ruins of Bangladesh.

• Extreme Siberian Summers. In December.

• Less glaciers, more salt flats.

• Wyoming coconuts.

• Deteriorating ozone makes air travel too dangerous for politicians to make trips back to home districts.

• Louis Vuitton full body containment suits.

• A flourishing alligator sightseeing industry on Lake Michigan.

• Dune buggies everywhere, dude.

• Monkey wranglers; a North American growth industry.

• A perfect all-around tan in less than 30 seconds.

• Aged Duluth Coffee beans.

• Worried about unprovoked polar bear attacks? Don't be. Ever again.

• Oceanfront property in Missouri.

• Antarctic pinot noir.

• Real black panthers in Oakland.

• Surfing + Sweden = nirvana.

• So many hurricanes, your name guaranteed to cycle through the list much more often.

• Backyard dwarf banana trees.

• No need to retire to Arizona; Arizona will come to you.  ¶ 10:16 PM