Thursday, September 21, 2006
The Flies Know
Circle Flies
An old farmer was hauling manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding"the cop said.
" I am going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yup" the farmer said as he watched the troop-
er shoo away several flies.
"These flies are sure terrible,"the trooper complained.
"Yep"the farmer said "Them are circle flies."
" What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horses tail,"answered
the farmer."Them are circle flies."
" You wouldn't be calling me a horse's arse now
would you?" the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope I didn't said the farmer."But you just can't fool them flies." ¶ 4:29 AM
Circle Flies
An old farmer was hauling manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding"the cop said.
" I am going to have to give you a ticket."
"Yup" the farmer said as he watched the troop-
er shoo away several flies.
"These flies are sure terrible,"the trooper complained.
"Yep"the farmer said "Them are circle flies."
" What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horses tail,"answered
the farmer."Them are circle flies."
" You wouldn't be calling me a horse's arse now
would you?" the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope I didn't said the farmer."But you just can't fool them flies." ¶ 4:29 AM
