Dear Someone:

I really need some advice on this subject as i was doing my daily routine and the doorbell rings-i expect to see the kids next door asking me if they can retrieve something that flew in our yard-oh nooo-it was Alfred our neighbor's dog asking me if i liked his new attire- the advice i need is this :do u think i was wrong in telling him that silver made him look all washed out and fat?i also told him maybe a shorter hot pink wig would make him more attractive- i am not sure i did the right thing as he seemed a bit teary-eyed when he departed  ¶ 8:37 PM