Church Bloopers
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the
choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."

Our church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

On a church bulletin during a minister's illness: "GOD IS
GOOD. Dr. Hargreaves is better."

Announcement in a church bulletin for a national prayer and
fasting conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and
Prayer conference includes meals."

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 p.m. - prayer and medication
to follow.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for
testes.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again,"
giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.  ¶ 10:13 PM