Monday, September 11, 2006
Baby Questions
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Do babies think adults are cute? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why is it that we can spend hundreds of dollars on the latest safest most educational toys for our toddlers only to discover that they like playing with a plain cardboard box or the pots and pans? (Contributed by Pat F.)
Why is it that we spend the first two years of a child's life actively encouraging the child to speak only to shush them for all the rest of their years with us? (Contributed by Pat F.)
What of the saying It's like taking candy from a baby. Who would give candy to a baby in the first place? (Contributed by Pat F.)
Why is it okay for a baby to burp but not her older siblings? (Contributed by Lisa Goodell)
Why do we only call baby children and baby goats kids? What makes these two species different from the others? Better yet what exactly makes them the same? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
If you named your child 'I' could he talk about himself in the first second and third person at the same time? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
Sure new babies always brighten up any home. Are they not the reason that the lights in the house are on all nite long? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
When you pick up a baby why does someone always tell you to watch out for the head? Isn't it the other end that you should be watching out for? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
In the Western world where they use spoons and forks mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks. What do mothers in the Eastern world who use chop sticks feed their babies with? Toothpicks? (Contributed by Robert Nelsen) ¶ 9:07 AM
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Do babies think adults are cute? (Contributed by Don F.)
Why is it that we can spend hundreds of dollars on the latest safest most educational toys for our toddlers only to discover that they like playing with a plain cardboard box or the pots and pans? (Contributed by Pat F.)
Why is it that we spend the first two years of a child's life actively encouraging the child to speak only to shush them for all the rest of their years with us? (Contributed by Pat F.)
What of the saying It's like taking candy from a baby. Who would give candy to a baby in the first place? (Contributed by Pat F.)
Why is it okay for a baby to burp but not her older siblings? (Contributed by Lisa Goodell)
Why do we only call baby children and baby goats kids? What makes these two species different from the others? Better yet what exactly makes them the same? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
If you named your child 'I' could he talk about himself in the first second and third person at the same time? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
Sure new babies always brighten up any home. Are they not the reason that the lights in the house are on all nite long? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
When you pick up a baby why does someone always tell you to watch out for the head? Isn't it the other end that you should be watching out for? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
In the Western world where they use spoons and forks mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks. What do mothers in the Eastern world who use chop sticks feed their babies with? Toothpicks? (Contributed by Robert Nelsen) ¶ 9:07 AM
